If I was a guy and I started dating the presidents daughter I’d literally be so scared like what if we get into a fight or break up and her dad deports me to North Korea or something what would I do then

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i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

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why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole. 

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i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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american horror story: talking to people u used to be friends with

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