If I was a guy and I started dating the presidents daughter I’d literally be so scared like what if we get into a fight or break up and her dad deports me to North Korea or something what would I do then
oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole.